Beach Party Mummy Transcript [verified] <Instant Download>

But, what if we get caught?

After the documentary puts everyone to sleep, Jimmy gathers his friends for a real adventure.

Carl, how many times do I have to tell you? Your permanent record is just a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster or North Dakota.

(Face in palm) You’re not a Girl Scout. You’re a disaster.

(nervously chuckling) Oh, yeah? What kind of celebrations did you have? beach party mummy transcript

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Look. The queen's burial chamber. Get ready to see a real, live mummy.

"Shake it loose on the Nile... We can make the Sphinx smile."

“I think I'm down with this new look. I'm going to keep it.” Sheen’s Absurdity But, what if we get caught

Spice jars! If we can gather up enough kaffir lime leaves and dry mustard powder, I can ignite them and blow the door open!

Dr. Wrappington: "Thank you, mortals! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a beach party to attend. Or, at least, I think I do. I seem to have misplaced my invitation... or my wrappings... Oh dear, I hope I didn't just unwrap myself."

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Mortal fools! Match my ancient rhythm, or be buried in sand for three thousand years! Your permanent record is just a myth

Really?

And that's the story of the mummy's beach bash. A fun-filled day of games, food, and friends.

(The scene cuts to their classroom at Lindbergh Elementary. Their teacher, Miss Fowl, holds up a VHS tape.)