Breadwinners Night Of The Living Bread Transcript !full! Jun 2026
(SwaySway attempts to punch the bread, but his fist gets stuck in the zombie's soft, moldy center. It makes a squishing sound.)
"Braaaaiiiins... wait, no... Braaaads... Braaaaads..."
SwaySway: "It's a bread-pocalypse! We have to stop these living breads before they take over the galaxy!" breadwinners night of the living bread transcript
(singing) Welcome back... to the center of the planet. Where I perform... bread maker MAGIC!!!! HOCUS DOUGH-CUS!!! FLOUR POWER!!! A-LOAF-A-KAZAM!!!!! This is bread maker MAGIC! OOH YEAH!!! This is bread maker MAGIC!!!!
Walter: (smugly) I told you it was a bad idea. (SwaySway attempts to punch the bread, but his
(From window) Did that loaf just say "bread"?
You mean... I’ll turn into stale, crusty, day-old toast? Braaaads
"Night of the Living Bread" is the first part of the eleventh episode of Season 1. It originally aired on October 18, 2014. Plot Summary
SwaySway and Buhdeuce are sitting in the cockpit of their spaceship, the Breadwing. SwaySway is holding a large bag of bread.